THE GROUP CHAT JUDGE.
No appeals.
Drop a link in any group chat. Gavel picks a winner, roasts the losers, and opens a 30-second auction for anyone who disagrees. Group decisions: finally solved.
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CASE NO. 2025-0147 · PIZZA v. THAI
THE COURT FINDS, by a vote of 7 to 2:
PIZZA WINS
“Thai food is hereby OVERRULED. The dissent is noted. The dissent is wrong.”
GAVEL COURT · FINAL · NO FURTHER APPEALS
Justice. Delivered in 10 seconds.
Gavel doesn’t suggest. It rules. Every verdict includes a brutal, honest roast of the losing options.
GAVEL GROUP COURT
CASE NO. 2025-0089 · PIZZA v. THAI v. SUSHI
THE COURT FINDS:
PIZZA WINS
Thai had one job. Sushi was eliminated after Mark said he had 'a raw fish thing' at a work lunch in 2019 and has never recovered.
GAVEL COURT · FINAL · NO FURTHER APPEALS
GAVEL GROUP COURT
CASE NO. 2025-0112 · THE BEAR v. SUCCESSION v. JUST GO TO SLEEP
THE COURT FINDS:
THE BEAR WINS
Succession lost because Mike claims he's 'totally watched it' but cannot name a single character. 'Just Go To Sleep' was held in contempt of court.
GAVEL COURT · FINAL · NO FURTHER APPEALS
GAVEL GROUP COURT
CASE NO. 2025-0131 · BEACH v. MUSEUM v. WHATEVER YOU GUYS WANT
THE COURT FINDS:
BEACH WINS
The Museum lost. Last time this group went, they spent $40 each to stand in the gift shop for 90 minutes. 'Whatever You Guys Want' cited for obstruction.
GAVEL COURT · FINAL · NO FURTHER APPEALS
THE GOD MODE PROTOCOL
The Court has rendered its verdict. Justice, like most things, is negotiable.
The Court renders a verdict.
A 30-second window opens. Anyone can bid to override.
Highest bid wins. All bids visible. The drama unfolds publicly.
GOD MODE · LIVE AUCTION
historyPizza won. Dave disagrees. The bidding is open.
(UNDER APPEAL)
0:23
Seconds remaining to appeal
Current Leader
Mike · Thai · $5
All bids final. The Court accepts no refunds.
The average group has used God Mode 3.2 times. Dave has used it 7. Dave has never won.
The Court of Record.
Every decision lives in your Group Page. The history. The God Mode drama. The permanent record of who spent $14 on Thai food that never arrived.
The Boys 🍕
47 total rulings · est. March 2024
🍕 PIZZA WINS · May 12
God Mode by Dave ($5) · FAILED
🏖 BEACH WINS · May 8
Unanimous · No appeals filed
🐻 THE BEAR WINS · May 3
Mike bid $7 for Succession · FAILED. $7 wasted.
🍜 THAI WINS · Apr 28
First Thai win in 6 weeks
🍣 SUSHI OVERRULED · Apr 20
God Mode: Sarah ($3) · SUCCESSFUL override
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